For fitness to get easier …
For the weights to feel lighter …
For food to get simpler …
We’ve been working on people’s fitness for DECADES!
You’ve probably been working on your own for just as long.
Why is it still so HARD?
It’s not your fault …
There are very few things in daily life that encourage you to get and stay in great shape.
Even if you CAN navigate the lies we’re sold about how to eat or work out.
You have to go OUT OF YOUR WAY to eat well, make time to train, and get a good night’s sleep.
You have to say no to SO MANY temptations in your daily life.
Fact is, it’s HARD.
We get it.
And if you are able to muster up the motivation and discipline to take ANY steps toward improving your health or fitness, we salute you.
You’re not always going to be perfect, you’re not always going to be happy about it, and you’re not always going to want to do it.
But we appreciate the effort you put in, week after week, to live a better life by improving your fitness.
And we promise to keep doing everything we can to support you.
See you at the gym.
Coach “Happy Monday” Jay
P.S. – A quick LOL for you. This is exactly how workouts feel some Mondays.
Saturday, October 5: Guest Day at Hale
All levels welcome. 8 a.m. and 9 a.m. Please arrive early to sign a waiver if this is your first class!
October 10 – November 11: CrossFit Games Open
With the new format of the CrossFit Games, this will be the first time the Open is held in fall (these results lead to the 2020 season).
We will do the Open WOD in Friday class each week—workouts will be announced on Thursday afternoons, and we may update the weekend’s programming to adjust!
Expect: a fun chance to THROW DOWN on a “Perform” WOD each Friday. One of these should be a repeat (re-TEST!) of one you’ve done in the past. We will not be tracking points with Early Birds versus Night Owls, but you will have a fun time competing with yourself and your swolemates. Get it!
P.S. There are a few skills we are likely to see in the Open:
- Overhead squats!
- Advanced gymnastics: bar muscle-ups, muscle-ups, chest-to-bars
- STRICT gymnastics: HSPU, Pull-ups, etc.
You’ll see some of these more frequently in the programming, but if you’re looking to brush up, now would be a great time to schedule a few skills sessions. Email email@example.com to set these up!
Workouts for the Week
A. As warm up to B:
3 power snatch
Work up to and beyond the workout weight—feel solid in the catch!!
Extended warm-up today—with the shorter WODs you should feel like you’ve had a LOT of practice before 3-2-1-GO!
Complete as many rounds and reps as possible in 7 minutes of:
10 power snatches (75/55)
3 bar muscle-ups
Take this as a chance to compare to your previous effort or practice some skills you haven’t had much time to try.
HIGH skill, low volume today. With light weights, this should feel SPICY! If you don’t have BMU, pick a scaling that you can move through unbroken or with quick singles. If you’re close, attempts are cool!
5 rounds, not for time:
10 body-weight deadlifts
Just. Do. Work! This should be plenty sweaty. Take your time to set up and get good, quality reps! Play with rep schemes and sets and breathing. This is PRACTICE.
A. Warm Up:
15 mins to accomplish:
10/side slow plank knees-to-elbows
8/side Bulgarian Split Squat
(back leg on bench)
10/side: side plank w/1 breath pause
12 Spanish squats
(3-2-1 down, controlled UP)
Sub push-ups as needed. Note total reps!
Goal is to hit each set as hard as possible—keep T2B unbroken or FAST if able, move at an aggressive pace on the row! Your transition time COUNTS in your rest. BE ON IT in 30 s.
A. (Front rack) split squat for load:
5 per side per set. YIIIIKES midline and balance. Aim to drop straight down, NOT shift forward and back between feet.
B. 15-min EMOM:
Clean and jerk
NAIL THAT SPLIT JERK!
Work up to 75-85% of max, and keep it cute.
One partner works at a time:
1 DB man-maker
2 DB man-makers
3 DB man-makers
Push-up + row
Push-up + row
Burpee to squat clean thruster
Split work as needed, finishing 1 full man-maker before switching. One partner runs each round, or split to 50 m/each as relay.
Mandatory high fives!
Score is the round you finished (i.e. finished the 7 man-makers) plus additional reps (AND you ran 100 m)
12-9-6-3 reps for time of:
♀ 125 lb. ♂ 185 lb.